Email to a Friend: “The note in the fridge, just under the margarine. The list of books written in the mist on the bathroom mirror, or reviews in last weekend’s Times, oh-so-casually highlighted in that disposable blue pen he always carries around from Argos. Yes, fathers are rubbish at dropping hints for their ideal Father’s Day gift, so to spare them the pain we’ve channelled our inner parent to present our choices that will make any father, or indeed guardian of any kind, feel rather chuffed”